And, in other news, worthy of a stand-alone post because this is Big News Indeed.
Thing Two has been chosen as Star Pupil.
Now I know this means nothing to you so I shall explain. She has been chosen, of all the children in the school, as this week’s Star. Starriest of all the children, or “pupils”. See how that works? Clever, huh? In practical terms, it means she gets to go to lunch early every day with a friend – so is currently very popular with everyone begging to be chosen – and she gets to wear a natty waistcoat that is passed from Star to Star every week, and worn over her uniform.
Well done Thing Two, honey.
*(Is it awful that my first thought was “I hope someone has washed that damn waistcoat”?)
**(And I’m pretty sure Thing Two is most chuffed because Thing One was never chosen, so now Thing Two has one-upped her. Ah, sisterly love…)