Thing Two "Daddy took me to the baker today and I had a Danish Pastry!" For some reason, she pronounced it "Pass-try".
"What's a pass-tree?" asked Thing One, facetiously.
"Well... in Denmark they have two types of trees, you see. A Pass-tree and a Pee-tree. Dogs are only allowed to use one type of tree, and they use the other types to make nice cakes and things."