Tuesday, 5 August 2008

Childhood Memories, II

Once upon a time, a girl with a curl in the middle of her forehead decided to play a trick on her parents, who were out grocery shopping.

She dusted her face with purple eye-shadow, and red lipstick. She lay face down on the stairs, feet pointing up, head lying on the hall floor. She contorted her limbs, then allowed herself to dribble slightly on the floor. As she did so, she heard a car door slam, so she closed her eyes and waited.

It was worth the dropped eggs and the screams, mwah hah hah!

The ending of the story fades into the mists of memory, but one thing remains to be said.

Sorry, Mum. Embarassed

alex-injured Funnily enough, my daughters have the same sick sense of humour. Look at Thing Two, winding up her father after he accidentally hit her face... she was totally unmarked, this is all make-up!

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