If I write a blog about the kids that vaguely (or exactly) resembles an actual event from their lives and you lot don't like it, should that affect my self-esteem or theirs?
Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why is it that people say they "eat like a bird" when birds eat up to their body weight in one day?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Is it more flattering to get assassinated?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why is it that if someone told you there are a billion stars, you would believe him, but if someone told you there is wet paint on the wall, you would have to touch it to be sure?
How would you know when you are out of invisible ink?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If procrastinators had a club, would they ever have a meeting?
How did the keep off the grass sign get there?
Why, when vacuuming, if something doesn't pick up, do you manually pick it up then *throw it down to vacuum over again*?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
Why would you think the rabbit's foot would be lucky for you when it wasn't for the previous owner?
If there is no such thing as a stupid question, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?